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Milton Berle - From the Commerce category:
It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now. (Milton Berle)
Milton Berle - From the Humour category:
I live to laugh, and I laugh to live. (Milton Berle)
Milton Berle - From the Money category:
Money can't buy you happiness, but it helps you look for it in a lot more places. (Milton Berle)
Milton Berle - From the Opportunity category:
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. (Milton Berle)
Milton Berle - From the Potential category:
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; / because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. / I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; / for a might-have-been has never been, but a has was once an are. (Milton Berle)
Milton Berle - From the Prosperity category:
Money can't buy you happiness. It just helps you look for it in more places. (Milton Berle)
Milton Berle - From the Technology category:
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. (Milton Berle)
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