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Scott Roeben - From the Gender category:
I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd bought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me. (Scott Roeben)
Scott Roeben - From the Music category:
I'm a little obsessive about grammar. I always thought the band should be called The Whom. (Scott Roeben)
Scott Roeben - From the Order category:
Looking over this page, I'm struck by how much of my life doesn't fall neatly into a category. I thought my life was neater. (Scott Roeben)
Scott Roeben - From the Pets category:
Caring for animals is a noble calling, and when done well, can result in the undying gratitude of pets, as well as the humans they own. (Scott Roeben)
Scott Roeben - From the Pricing category:
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. (Scott Roeben)
Scott Roeben - From the Religion category:
They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the end of time. Can you imagine trying to sit through his home movies? (Scott Roeben)
Scott Roeben - From the Words category:
There's no denying the power of words. To convince, to entertain, to inspire. (Scott Roeben)
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