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Red Skelton - From the Aging category:
I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity. (Red Skelton)
Red Skelton - From the Children category:
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. (Red Skelton)
Red Skelton - From the Desire category:
I left home because I was hungry. (Red Skelton)
Red Skelton - From the Eccentricity category:
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up. (Red Skelton)
Red Skelton - From the Health category:
Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics. (Red Skelton)
Red Skelton - From the Humour category:
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. (Red Skelton)
Red Skelton - From the Integrity category:
Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles. (Red Skelton)
Red Skelton - From the Purpose category:
God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being. (Red Skelton)
Red Skelton - From the Senses category:
I have a sixth sense, but not the other five. If I wasn't making money, they'd put me away. (Red Skelton)
Red Skelton - From the Shock category:
Today's comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They're shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing, using four-letter words to shock people. (Red Skelton)
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