Groucho Marx quotes
Art quotes search by Author:

Join thousands of others and get the twice-weekly art letter.
Subscription is free.

Absolutely free, no strings. Sign up to the twice-weekly letter and join our art community.

art quotes

Groucho Marx Quotes



Quotes by Groucho Marx - (11 quotes)

Groucho Marx - From the Aging category:

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. (Groucho Marx)

Groucho Marx - From the Books category:

I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book. (Groucho Marx)

Groucho Marx - From the Books category:

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. (Groucho Marx)

Groucho Marx - From the Clubs category:

Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. (Groucho Marx)

Groucho Marx - From the Criticism category:

I didn't like the play. But I saw it under unfavourable circumstances – the curtains were up. (Groucho Marx)

Groucho Marx - From the Critics category:

I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book. (Groucho Marx)

Groucho Marx - From the Gender category:

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. (Groucho Marx)

Groucho Marx - From the Gratitude category:

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. (Groucho Marx)

Groucho Marx - From the Politics category:

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. (Groucho Marx)

Groucho Marx - From the Repetition category:

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again. (Groucho Marx)

Groucho Marx - From the Studio category:

Room service? Send up a larger room. (Groucho Marx)