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Groucho Marx - From the Aging category:
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. (Groucho Marx)
Groucho Marx - From the Books category:
I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book. (Groucho Marx)
Groucho Marx - From the Books category:
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. (Groucho Marx)
Groucho Marx - From the Clubs category:
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. (Groucho Marx)
Groucho Marx - From the Criticism category:
I didn't like the play. But I saw it under unfavourable circumstances – the curtains were up. (Groucho Marx)
Groucho Marx - From the Critics category:
I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book. (Groucho Marx)
Groucho Marx - From the Gender category:
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. (Groucho Marx)
Groucho Marx - From the Gratitude category:
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. (Groucho Marx)
Groucho Marx - From the Politics category:
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. (Groucho Marx)
Groucho Marx - From the Repetition category:
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again. (Groucho Marx)
Groucho Marx - From the Studio category:
Room service? Send up a larger room. (Groucho Marx)
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