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Fran Lebowitz - From the Aging category:
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. (Fran Lebowitz)
Fran Lebowitz - From the Business category:
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure. (Fran Lebowitz)
Fran Lebowitz - From the Communication category:
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. (Fran Lebowitz)
Fran Lebowitz - From the Criticism category:
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass. (Fran Lebowitz)
Fran Lebowitz - From the Ego category:
You're only as good as your last haircut. (Fran Lebowitz)
Fran Lebowitz - From the Fame category:
Andy Warhol made fame more famous. (Fran Lebowitz)
Fran Lebowitz - From the Fashion category:
Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set. (Fran Lebowitz)
Fran Lebowitz - From the Health category:
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. (Fran Lebowitz)
Fran Lebowitz - From the Humility category:
Humility is no substitute for a good personality. (Fran Lebowitz)
Fran Lebowitz - From the Nature category:
Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs. (Fran Lebowitz)
Fran Lebowitz - From the Opposites category:
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. (Fran Lebowitz)
Fran Lebowitz - From the Pets category:
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail. (Fran Lebowitz)
Fran Lebowitz - From the Pets category:
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. (Fran Lebowitz)
Fran Lebowitz - From the Sleep category:
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep. (Fran Lebowitz)
Fran Lebowitz - From the Success category:
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable. (Fran Lebowitz)
Fran Lebowitz - From the Winning category:
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. (Fran Lebowitz)
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