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Victor Borge - From the Aging category:
I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it. (Victor Borge)
Victor Borge - From the Children category:
I wish to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary. (Victor Borge)
Victor Borge - From the Expectation category:
I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so. (Victor Borge)
Victor Borge - From the Fire category:
One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace. (Victor Borge)
Victor Borge - From the Friendship category:
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year. (Victor Borge)
Victor Borge - From the Health category:
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. (Victor Borge)
Victor Borge - From the Humour category:
Laughter is the closest distance between two people. (Victor Borge)
Victor Borge - From the Humour category:
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. (Victor Borge)
Victor Borge - From the Music category:
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. (Victor Borge)
Victor Borge - From the Music category:
I'll be very honest with you... I know two numbers; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't. Do you have any preferences? (Victor Borge)
Victor Borge - From the Music category:
Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals. (Victor Borge)
Victor Borge - From the Performance category:
Ladies and Gentlemen, this number is a number during which most people cough. (Victor Borge)
Victor Borge - From the Questions category:
-responding to a sneeze from the audience...
Who exploded? (Victor Borge)
Victor Borge - From the Rewards category:
If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward... The rest goes to the government! (Victor Borge)
Victor Borge - From the Time category:
I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year. (Victor Borge)
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